Next up, Brisbane radio B105:

The budget.

Trump proofing the economy.

Bundy rum.

Every Queenslander knows the prime minister likes a rum.

Rum is “bloody good”.

Dark and Stormy’s (rum and ginger beer. Maybe lime if you are feeling fancy)

The budget.

The date for his wedding.

The wedding will be this year.

Election day would mean wedding food could be a sausage sizzle.

Flowers are expensive at weddings.

The host’s wedding.

The host forgetting his wedding anniversary last year.

Electronic diary reminders of things like wedding anniversaries.

The PM choosing Valentine’s Day to propose so he will never forget the anniversary.

The PM celebrates the proposal anniversary.

The host offering to be the celebrant.

Toto (his dog) will be the ring bearer.

That’s all that’s organised.

The Brisbane Olympics.

Whether the rowing event should be in held on the Fitzroy in Rockhampton (crocodile territory)

How crocodiles would make you row faster.

The election will be in May.