Anthony Albanese then gets a bit tougher (in language – we are not actually doing anything:

Our shared history, our friendship, our alliance, these are all bigger than a poor decision.

But the Australian people have every right to view this action by the Trump Administration as undermining our free and fair trading relationship and count tore the shared values that have always been at the heart of our two nations’ longstanding friendship. This will have consequences for how Australians see this relationship.

These are uncertain times, but Australians can be absolutely certain of this: Our Government will always stand up for Australian jobs, Australian industry, Australian consumers, and Australian values. That is why we have been crystal-clear with the United States about what is not up for negotiation.

This has very “this is going to ruin the tour. The world tour’ vibes, for people who are as terminally online as I am.