Andrew Bolt is now having a coronary over the Greens, so I hope Adam Bandt and co are having a drink in celebration.

He is OUTRAGED that Labor won’t put them last, but demanded the Liberals put One Nation last.

I don’t know…racism and xenophobia and whatever else it is PHON is offering up these days is probably worse than saying everyone deserves an affordable home and landlords shouldn’t be able to ruin tenants lives and also wouldn’t dental in Medicare be great, and also genocide is bad – but what would we know. We don’t live in a multi-million dollar property complete with a built in studio so we never have to worry ourselves with commuting to work.

But like a true diva, Bolt did announce his change in circumstances in very dramatic fashion – he said he was quitting Melbourne and moving to the ‘bush’ in 2020 – until it was revealed the bush was the Mornington Pennisula.