We have made it.

Everyone take a moment for reflection, and some snaps.

You are almost at the finish line.  Or at least at the finish line of having to listen to the same talking points every single day.

I’m proud of you.  This campaign has gone places, and not many of them good, but you have made it all bearable.

Albanese is on his six state blitz, which means he’ll be bouncing around electorates like a determined little pin ball today.

Dutton will be trying to shore up as much of the furniture as possible, so he’ll also be bouncing around, but he’ll be more like an angry little terrier at the dog park.

Now that the joke of the costings is out of the way for both parties, it is just bare bones stuff.  Talking points until you see colours all round.

We’ll be there to take you all through it, answer any questions you might still have and try and do the real time fact checks, but my Dolly are we running out of patience with them all, so goodness knows how you feel.

Grab your coffee – I am on my third already having gotten up even earlier to talk the Brits through our election (I left out Albanese being called a “sick c*nt” by a passer-by making national news, because after all they are British  but did help spread ‘Temu Trump’ internationally.

Ready?  Let’s get into it.